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The Interrogation

July 13, 2016

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Are you pooping? You’re pooping, aren’t you? Are you? Are you pooping? Do you need to go sit on the potty?

What’s going on in here?

I think she’s pooping. Are you pooping?

Hey! Hey! Are you pooping? You’re pooping. She sure is making a face like she’s pooping.

Are you pooping? You sure look like you’re pooping.

I know that face. We know that face. We know what is means. I know you know what it means. I know you know we know what it means.

Are you pooping? You are. Let’s go sit on the potty.

Nod if you’re pooping. Are you pooping? Just nod. Can you nod? We know you’re pooping.

No? You’re not pooping, or no you don’t need to go sit on the potty?

Look, we know you’re pooping. We can see it. This will be a lot easier if you just let us—

We’re going. Now. Let’s go to the potty.

What do you mean, no? Who do you think is in charge here?

Are you pooping? Are you pooping?

Do you need to sit on the potty?

Are you pooping?

Oh, no. Did you—

Did you poop? Why are you making that face?

You pooped, didn’t you?

Did you poop? Tell us if you pooped. Nod if you—

[sniff] Oh, God.

Great. Just great. Why didn’t you just say you were pooping?

 

Fade to black.

 

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